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This is more than a game, this is major CRAP! This game is even cooler than Dance Dance Revolution. EDSA revolution is not from Japan. Guess where it came from?
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[baguhin] History
One typical boring day in Manila...But not so boring...The end!
[baguhin] History...AGAIN!
Imelda Marcos was too bored from her queenship and decided to take a break by playing with her very own Nintendo Entertainment System, then Ferdinand Marcos went "Man its sure boring these days, i need to take a break from videogames!" and he was too bored he called his friend General Fucktard Ver to come over to his bachelor pad(which is in Disneyland).
24 hours later
General Fucktard Ver or otherwise known as General Gay was just about to land his helicopter when a mob of angry people yelled at him "Catch the snakes in your plane" and General Gay replied "I didn't go to the movies, i give up, take my money, go to the movies and stop calling me Gay" and a guy shouted "Yo! Get down from there!" and it was Ferdinand Marcos.
Annother 24 hours later
The couple of videogamers have resurected! Ferdinand and General Gay were hacking a DDR console(teh arcade game, remember?) and it took them a month to hack it and annother month to make a new console out of the hacked game. They did it with meal breaks, but no bathroom breaks(seems like they wore diapers)
[baguhin] sHiGeRu MiYaMoTo
Ok, what happened next was Gloria Macapagal Arroyo was in Tokyo with Shigeru Miyamoto while watching TV patrol world on TFC. Shigeru Miyamoto was angry of the headline about a hacked Nintendo Entertainment System(psst, those two videogamers placed the newly hacked game on NES). So Shiggy was forced to set foot to the Philippine soil and banned the videogame couple from the Philippines and happily sent them to Hawaii(using the same helicopter that General Gay used).
[baguhin] Gameplay
The Mob Mode-The only mode that needs lots of Nintendo Entertainment System consoles connected together by a giant wire plugged to the EDSA Shrine's secret plug room.
- The Nintendo Wii version uses the internet but you must be with a professional hacker to play this mode in Nintendo Wii, otherwise the game will never work.
Siingle Mode-This mode is even better, you don't need to be from Manila to use it, just a fast foot and a 500-peso-bill to win(Warning:The guy in the bill may ask you hard questions about hacking, so prepare for trouble and make it siingle mode!)
Becuz of u mode-ahhh...The other better part, you need a microphone for this because you will have to rap the song while dancing and again, prepare your 500-peso-bill and join Deal or No Deal in order to get annother P500.00 in case The Shoe Godess will steal it from you.
Probinsyano Mode-Dance to the beat of native songs.
Dezperate Houzewives Mode-Insult all Philippine Medical Schools and fuck your local dentist and marry a young, white and asian nurse and play Super Mario Bros.
Martial Law Mode-Hey n00b! Wanna be the president of the Philippines or become an Evil Queen of teh Philippines, this is the right mode for you. The gameplay consists of fucking people who hate you and going back and forth to Hawaii with Willie Revillame(alias Wowowee). Do a Wowowee world tour and make your own ghetto park and shot all passengers from China Airlines and call your friend General Gay and watch Super Mario Bros. Super Show and kidnap Princess Peach and lastly, rule the Philippines and wait until you are told by people to resign or to be insulted GMA Style.
Hawaii Mode-Dance the Hula and perform breakdancing and grab a partner and do the hula together and kidnap experiment 625 and 626 and rape Gantu and Hamsterville and Kill Mertle and perform surfing tricks infront of Ferdinand Marcos' dead body and throw 500 pesos to your fans and wait until they run away and freak out when the peso bill speaks to them.
[baguhin] More facts about EDSA Revolution
- Cannot be abrivated because the name itself has an abrivation
- Game is made for Nintendo Entertainment System but has a Nintendo Wii version
- Warning: STD's could be found in the game systems if Kris Aquino were playing it
- Ship the game to Shigeru Miyamoto in exchange for 1Million Japanese dollars
- Read this if you resided in the Philippines during the Martial law era: PLEASE DO NOT LET imelda marcos PLAY THIS GAME OR YOU'LL DIE!
[baguhin] People who can play this game
- Filipino-of course, they are the maine reason of this game
- You
- Me
- Two japanese dudes knocking at your door
- n00bs
- Anime Lovers-the second maine reason of this game
- Desperate Housewives(WARNING: IF YOU'RE A DOCTOR, DON'T GO NEAR THEM OR YOUR ASSHOLE WILL BE FUCKED)-Not for doctors who cannot fuck them in return
- Colonel Sanders
- Shigeru Miyamoto-He loves this game in secret
[baguhin] For Videogame Hackers
Bill Gates
xbox 360
Nintendo Wii
SEGA
[baguhin] For Politicians
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Barack Obama
Gloria Macapagal Arroyo
Maozilla
King Bowser
President Bush
Corazon Aquino
Imelda Marcos
Bill Gates
[baguhin] For Videogamers
Bill Gates
Xbox 360
PS3
Nintendo Wii
Nintendo Entertainment System
SEGA
Shigeru Miyamoto
Super Mario Bros.
DDR-the Japanese and ORIGINAL version of EDSA Revolution
